allyhatingheterophobe:

wedding rings are just like really intense friendship bracelets

(Source: allyhatingcisphobe, via snaleesi)

snorlaxatives:

accidentally walking through a spiderweb

(via didlyhole)

dutchster:

when you have the hiccups while trying to sleep

(Source: dutchster, via funnybro)

stability:

my hobbies include staying up until 2am for no reason and being exhausted the next day

(Source: stability, via generalbooty)

aisette:

when the person u like logs on

(Source: jene11e, via pizza)

gaymzee:

no mom i already have a job its called being hardcore

(via turn20)

tokyotomato:

i didn’t do a single thing i was supposed to over break

(via constantlyconfusedchris)

gusmen:

“i don’t watch tv” proudly says a person who spend 8 hours a day in the internet

(via 100kplusnotes)

okaymad:

“i don’t like garlic bread”

(via borinq)

disgustedsigh:

sweet dreams are made of bees
who am i, i’m made of bees
everything is made of bees
send help

(Source: otachi, via ouijasboard)

condorn:

she sells weed by the seashore

(via attack-deactivated20170305)

snapchatting:

a $15 gift card to Louis Vuitton

(via fake-mermaid)